I hate deer. Deer are useless. Here in New Jersey they're a real pain in the ass. People crash into these fuckers all the time, but do environmentalist animal-rights douchebags care about them? No. Forget the millions in property damage, spreading of disease, and not to mention the PEOPLE injured and killed- You want to save an animal and risk the safety of drivers by allowing animals to overpopulate from lack of predators, which in turn reduces their food sources, which in turn causes plenty of starvation among the stupid quadrupeds you fucking hippies claim to love so damn much. Prove you love deer by courteously putting a bullet in the back of their skulls. Either you hippies grow a pair and start to control nature, or people like me will blatantly disregard animal life (whether it be to amuse me, piss you dumbasses off, abolish my boredom, or any combination of the three).
Immunocontraception? HA! I've got your population control right here-

Gather up rednecks and unleash them into forests across the country. Eliminate all deer. No exceptions. Whichever carcasses haven't already been infected with disease, barraged by grenades, or subjected to hick farm sex shall be turned into clothes and food for the poor. It's time to start thinking of our own, and stop bitching about stupid animals. Fuck animals.