Seagulls are birds from Hell.

I hate going to the beach. It's full of nasty, disgusting kids. Sand gets everywhere. But worst of all, it's also a breading ground for seagulls. I hate seagulls with a passion. They do nothing but fly around making noise, stealing food, and existing. Who the fuck wants to be surrounded by that shit? They're little, annoying birds from Hell. Parasites is what they are! I'd recommend hunting them to eat, but everyone knows that seagulls contain nothing but the remains of broken, glass bottles and orphans. Best to just go with just full out extermination. Genocide is acceptable when applied to stupid animals. Besides, it's not like we won't still have pelicans. At least pelicans aren't always getting in your face, attacking sandals, and terrorizing old people. Pelicans know how to mind their own fucking business. Worst animal ever.