I keep seeing old hags trying to act young by tagging on "young" after their ages. It doesn't matter how old they are. They could be 156 and they'll play it off like they're in their early twenties. How worthless. You've got skin like rubber, the flab on your arms has been pulled to the ground by gravity, and your tits manufacture cream cheese. You're an old piece of shit, and you need to come to terms with that. Being old is nothing to be ashamed of. Fuck, old people rock. They're wise and noble. They might not be as badass as they were when they were choking Nazis and knocking out Communists, but trust me, they're still killing machines. Never turn your back on an old person. They can crush your lungs by blinking. That'll teach you for not to listening to their stories about raising the flag on Iwo Jima, you ungrateful hippies.
