I can't stand watching Cartoon Network anymore. It's flooded with crap. I'll watch Adult Swim, but that doesn't excuse the crap they're marketing towards the new generation of short attention spanned American children. Yu-gi-oh!      I can honestly say that this show is for kids with ADD (if it existed), because if you ever watch this shitfest (don't) you'll notice some trends- Constant flashbacks- What the fuck? Every episode there's some lame flashback that can range from the first episode to two minutes prior to said flashback. Holy shit! Why so many damn flashbacks? So kids with "ADD" won't forget what's going on after being distracted by air? What's that? Can't pay attention? Tough shit. Cartoons aren't meant to be flooded with flashbacks. Flashbacks should be used only for important shit like introducing a new character and/or their origin; not to repeat the motives of characters over and over again until your eyes bleed. For instance, the bad/good guy always has flashbacks about their child hoods, previous fights, etc. WHY? Who cares? Nobody. People want to see violence and action, not a soap opera. Trash talking- Shitty arguments between shitty characters. Always bitching at each other. "I'll defeat you!" "No, I'll defeat you!" "Not this time!" "Normally not, but this time I have the power of blah blah blah on my side blah." "Oh no! I totally didn't see that coming! AHHH!" Nobody cares. Just play your shitty little card and get on with your pseudo battle.      I'm never able to watch an entire episode of this shit. I just can't. Yet for some reason people find this show "riveting" and can't stop themselves from beating off every time someone shouts "IT'S TIME TO DUAL!!!1!" This show could seriously be the next Star Trek. By the way, what the hell kind of jackass says "riveting?" I hate that word. Duel Masters      It's the exact same idea as "Yu-gi-oh!" Kids playing card games to save the world from evil... yadda yadda... same thing. The only difference is that this show doesn't have cult followers (I assume). Pokémon      Didn't this show die along with "Digimon?" POKEMON IS FOR COMMUNISTS! Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends      Great. A show promoting imaginary friends. What a crock of shit. Wow! A foster home for imaginary friends! What a shit-tastic idea for a cartoon. How about you people stop with the sugarcoated bullshit? How nice of you, Cartoon Network, to make a show that reflects the actual lives of orphans and their struggle to survive, and not some crappy show about imaginary orphans that spend their time having parties, eating cake, going to the mall, breaking household objects, watching endless amounts of TV and crappy horror movies, and overall screwing around because they have it so damn great. Because of this realistic show, the next generation will learn not to take things for granted because others aren't as fortunate, thus permanently destroying the idealistic impression kids might have of orphans. This show will bring hope to all orphans out there and help them live successful lives. ...OOPS! Baby Looney Tunes      WOW! What an original idea! Nothing like Muppet Babies, right? Finally! Now I can see how cartoon characters that were primarily used to produce humor through violence, acted as babies! WOW! Its so simple, it's retarded! Stick to bombs and dynamite Warner Bros. Kids need violence, not touchy feely bullshit. Parents- stop relying on cartoons to teach your kids life lessons like "the values of sharing." Codename: Kids Next Door      I got this from imdb.com- "Kids Next Door follows the escapades of five eager, yet bumbling, ten-year-olds as they join forces against adulthood to fight for the right to enjoy all the fun things in life. These principled kids tackle the really important issues facing their peers, like the right to stay up late or to eat whatever they want." Fine. No bedtime. EVER. You don't get a bed; beds are for obedient children who do as they're told. Don't want to eat what mom and dad put on the table? Fine. You get a job to pay for YOUR groceries, then you can cook your own damn meals. This show is fucking worthless. The last thing we need is kids thinking they have any right to bitch, let alone empower themselves over the "evil adults." ˇMucha Lucha!      The first time I watched this garbage I could feel my asshole tighten and began bleeding internally, which leads me to this conclusion- watching this cartoon is the equivalent to being ass-raped. Wow... a crappy cartoon about kids that wrestle. Whoever came up with this show deserves to have their nuts ran over by a convoy of M4 Shermans. Winx Club      A cartoon about fairies... ooh... What a piece of shit. Totally Spies      Charlie's Angels-esque. I hate it. It stars three teenaged girls from Beverly Hills that solve crime as spies. This is because government officers are nowhere near as tough as these bitchy, obnoxious, annoying, and spoiled rich girls. Evil commies shudder at the sight of these girls and their Louie Vuitton purses. Totally... I mean, like, whatever!!!      I fucking hate when they try to dumb down cartoons just so kids don't have to think about what they're watching. Is this the kind of mind-rotting shit you want your kids to grow up with? What the hell is wrong with you? Are you going to sugarcoat your kids their entire lives with crap like Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny? Why? So that one day they can wake up to the real world and say "Holy shit! Everything I've been taught is a lie! All those years writing Christmas lists, putting teeth under my pillow, and looking for eggs was a total waste of time!" Think about it people. We're turning into a nation of pussies because we're too afraid of tainting the minds of our children with violence and curse words. Trying to shield your little shits from the world is only going to harm them in the long run when they realize that everyone is a lying sack of shit, too damn afraid to admit the truth. The world isn't what Nickelodeon, Disney, and Cartoon Network make it out to be- some fantasy land where you can skip school to fight crime, have fairies grant you wishes, or use trading cards to fight evil Egyptian gods. Take these bullshit cartoons off the air and replace them with shows that won't piss me off, or turn kids into a bunch of cult following zombies. Bring back GIJoe.