Here are some more shitty cartoons that Cartoon Network has deployed.
Naruto
This is just another shitty fucking anime. Why? Because everyone's a fucking ninja. I hate ninjas. Not only that, but they're a bunch of whiny kids. Little bastards. The main douchebag is always whining, bitching, and having temper tantrums. He needs a dropkick to the face! And why the fuck does it take several fucking episodes to finish a fucking fight? Fuck.

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Damn. I guess that today, I didn't bother watching any of the other crap that leaked from Cartoon Network's metaphorical anus.