Am I the only one who can't stand all these fucking cell phone commercials? Now that they're done with that slob Fat Joe, and that whore Shakira, they're using that putrid bitch Gwen Stefani. Everywhere I go, there's another stupid Verizon or Boost Mobile commercial with some lame-ass MTV celebrity. Wow, a famous loser on a cell phone commercial! I feel so compelled to buy their phones to hear shitty music! Oh wait, that's just my colon enthusiastically thanking me for not letting Verizon ass rape me.