Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny. At all. I'm going to strangle the next person to come up to me to talk about how "awesome" Norris is. Who the fuck cares about Chuck Norris? He's not even that cool. Obviously he's better than Steven Seagal, but he's not a great actor. Delta Force 3 wasn't really that good either. Anyone that goes around telling Chuck Norris jokes is a douchebag. They're all punks that like stupid shit like MySpace, iPods, and Chris Rock. Bastards.   This isn't funny.