Where do you live?
Fortunately, I live in America. Unfortunately, I live in New Jersey.
What religion are you?
I'm an Andrewjacksonian. I believe that Andrew Jackson was the second-coming because Jesus was too busy healing quadruple amputee quadriplegics or something.
How did this website start?
It started out as a two-part rant about the media and its news (or lack thereof). Since then, I have branched out into different subjects of social degradation (whatever pisses me off).
Who reads this shit?
Usually just friends and family. Other people are prone to bursts of uncontrollable whining and bitching.
Why is a robot by the American flag on the front page?
Because robots and America are fucking awesome.
Isn't this page just a waste of bandwidth?
Yes. Now go fuck yourself.
Why do you rant on your website?
To relieve stress without causing a scene. These rants might offend you. If so, then you're a pussy who would most likely enjoy reading poetry at Starbucks and protesting war.
What's up with the Badasses section?
My Badasses page is dedicated to all the Badasses of past and present that just plain kick ass. You might disagree with my choices if you're a bleeding heart hippy.
Is it true that you're writing a book?
Yes.
Where can I discuss how much you rock?
On my forum.
Send your shitty questions to me and I might answer them.
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