You know, I'm tired of hearing people badmouth the French. Sure, France could never win a war on its own unless it was fighting itself. So what? And sure, French women are hairy and ape-like... Who cares? Some primates like that. And yeah, the French spend their time drinking wine and being snooty, opinionated cowards. Big deal! Think of all the great things that the French are responsible for! There might be a dozen! Cheeses  Sewing machines Hitler                 Do you know of any other REAL French Creations? Send them to me. They'll most likely end up here to fill in the gaps.