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Happy Birthday, America! It's been 231 years! And with all the problems you face, you're still beautiful. From bashing Brits in the revolution, to popping terrorists around the globe. You got ripped apart in the jungles and betrayed by your own children, and still face that threat today. The difference between then and now is that your loyal children will remind themselves of their duties, such as protecting you and your great spirit. You stand for all that is good, and you're God's gift to man. On this day we remember. We remember the good times in Tripoli and New Orleans. We also remember the bad times in Seoul and Saigon. One thing is for sure, America. Your loyal children WILL protect you this time, even if they're the minority. Your little Patriots won't forget America or her struggles. Keep shining that torch and keep lighting the way for those seeking freedom. Shine for those we can't help today but might help tomorrow. May God bless you like he blessed us with your creation.

     On another note- FUCK HIPPIES.

 

     Hippies are everything that's wrong with this country. They claim to be everything they're not. They bitch about open mindedness and free speech, yet do they honor it? Hell no. If hippies had a country Canada France censorship would be their largest export... and import.

How the hell can you not find that fucking hilarious? Some hippy douchebag probably finds this offensive. If you do, then go to Hell.

     Hippies want to control every aspect of life in order to do what's right for us, even if, especially if, they're completely wrong. They make stupid laws telling us what kind of fatty foods we can or can't eat and where we can or cannot smoke. They take what isn't theirs and give it to those who don't deserve it.

"From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." - Sir Karl Pinko Marx (rat bastard)

Gay socialists. Ew.

     Hey hippies, if you hate this country so damn much, why don't you move somewhere else? Oh right, their choices are either-

  • dictatorships
  • democracies that don't follow bullshit ideas of grandeur and socialist utopia
  • democracies that recently kicked out hippy leaders in exchange for strong leaders
  • not "civilized" enough for you pinko traitors
  • beyond their knowledge (hippies claim to envy foreign countries for being progressive, yet know very little about them, or the world for that matter, and most likely haven't even heard of places like Laos)

     They champion human rights, yet do they stand up for the people around the world brutalized by dictators and terrorists? Hell no, they bitch about wars for oil and call our soldiers murderers. Meanwhile they honor killers like Arafat and Che.

Jerks. Pussies. Scum.




 

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