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     You know, there's nothing better than reading the news and seeing hippy douchebags protesting global warming in a snowstorm. I'm going to be serious right now- I believe as Benjamin Franklin believed that God intervenes in the affairs of man. How could anyone that's been paying attention to the news not come to the same conclusion? There's been a constant trend of environmentalist protests, events, and speeches regarding global warming getting canceled by cold weather or snowed in. This has collectively come to be known as "the Gore Effect," and I think it's pretty telling. God has a sense of humor, and I believe He has demonstrated this by constantly raining/hailing/snowing on the parades of the global cooling global warming climate change alarmists.
 
And the Lord said "This is the genealogy of fools so arrogant as to think ye shall be as gods."-
To the idiot socialists that blame mankind for weather and are so arrogant as to think mankind can influence sea levels and whatnot, I supply them with God's Covenant with Noah-
Genesis 8: 20-22
20 And Noah builded an altar unto the LORD; and took of every clean beast, and of every clean fowl, and offered burnt offerings on the altar.
21 And the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.
22 While the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease.
Genesis 9: 11-17
11 And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.
12 And God said, This is the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations:
13 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.
14 And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud:
15 And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.
16 And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth.
17 And God said unto Noah, This is the token of the covenant, which I have established between me and all flesh that is upon the earth.
 
Unless you're a secularist douchebag, there's no denying that the Lord promised Noah and his descendants that the world shall not be destroyed by God because of mankind again.
 
 
Idiots.
 
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