Updates 12/26/05 Nightcalls is for sick freaks. Looking for something to awaken the sick bastard within you? Watch Nightcalls! 12/15/05 The truth about SCAT! They're coming to kill us all!. 12/3/05 Thanks for pulling that fire alarm, ASSHOLE. Son of a fuck!. 11/26/05 Fuck Eddie Guerrero. I'm tired of hearing pussy wrestling fans cry and moan over this douchebag. 11/24/05 Happy Thanks Giving. It's the time of the year that ungrateful hippies bitch the most. 11/6/05 Eliminate all deer. Animals suck (still). 11/4/05 Fucking cell phone commercials... Fuck Gwen Stefani! 10/23/05 You're not going to move; you're full of shit. Stop bitching and move already. 10/11/05 I love goths! GOTHS ARE SO DAMN ORIGINAL! 9/25/05 SPD gallery updated. ABOUT DAMN TIME. 9/18/05 I hate my neighbors. New rant about my hatred of neighbors. 9/10/05 Wife Swap- just another shitty reality show. New rant about why "Wife Swap" is just another shitty reality show about shitty people. 8/26/05 PETA is full of shit. New rant about why PETA is a hypocritical terrorist organization. 8/10/05 SPD gallery updated. Finally. 7/26/05 Shitty cartoons. Have fun defending your love for retarded cartoons. 7/18/05 New link section. I've created a page linking to my favorite websites. 7/9/05 The stupidity prevention section has been added! It's finally here! Come and get all of the animated goodness that comes from a SPD! 7/3/05 Stupidity prevention page coming soon! I'm making a section devoted to my original stupidity prevention concepts. 6/20/05 Stupid questions girls have asked me in school. Read some of the bullshit questions I'm forced to listen to. 6/9/05 More stupidity prevention devices! 6/5/05 A world without stupidity! 5/24/05 I've got your nicotine vaccine, right here! YES! Science is getting oh so closer to relinquishing any need of responsibility! Screw common sense! 5/14/05 I made my first rap song! Rap: music for kings. Read the lyrics to my new rap song, dawg. 5/3/05 If I was a robot... Robots are the best. Anyone who disagrees is a communist. 4/25/05 Louie Vuitton has done it again! Louie Vuitton won't let up! Here's something to go with your Louie Vuitton tampon cases! 4/17/05 Quick animation I did. My first attempt at animation! 4/10/05 Animals suck. You should preserve animals! In your freezer! 3/31/05 Why I'm pissed. Followup of Could the media be any more annoying? 3/31/05 Could the media be any more annoying? The age old question gets answered... hits since 3/31/05!