I keep hearing people bitch about how bad things are and how if they get any worse then they'll move to Canada. People bitched when Bush was elected in 2000 and swore they'd go to Canada. When 9/11 happened and Bush announced war on Al-Qaeda, hippies opened their tofu-eating mouths claiming that they would move to Canada. When we took down Saddam's forces, whiny pussies cried about how they were moving to Canada because of how violent we've become. Then in 2004 people claimed that if Bush got re-elected, they'd move to Canada. And there's always some dipshit saying that they'll move there if there's a draft. Good. We won't miss you. In fact... why the fuck haven't you left yet? Why are you still here bitching straight into my ears? Shouldn't you be recycling, playing hockey, and enjoying the satisfaction of legalized drugs by now? Shut the fuck up. You're not moving to Canada. You're not moving anywhere. Drink bleach.