The Playboy channel sucks. Actually, Playboy in general sucks. It's for softcore pantywaists. Naughty Amateur Home Videos? Just what I need to see: home movies about a bunch of aging morons acting out their bullshit fetishes and doing stupid shit like covering themselves with whipped cream and chocolate syrup. I've seen pigeon sex that was more interesting than these retards. 7 lives Xposed? Great! Now whenever I want to watch a shitty reality show, I'll just watch playboy! Sexcetera? WOW! SEX NEWS AND TRENDS? THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP! Sexy Girls Next Door? AWESOME! I LOVE WATCHING WORTHLESS CONTESTS! Perfect. Totally Busted? GREAT! I've always wondered what it would be like to have mentally deficient porn stars like Mary Ellen Cook pull stupid fucking pranks like running around naked on a golf course! ON CAMERA NO LESS! GENIUS! Night Calls? For sick freaks! What the fuck? Why can't they just grow a pair and show REAL porn? HOLY SHIT! You fucking softcore pansies.