My friend and I were talking and we came to the conclusion that the world would be a better place without stupidity. Conclusion? Stupidity prevention devices controlled by idiocy. Here are some we came up with.      This handy little device implodes whenever some dipshit does something so horrendously stupid that the only way to stop the disease from spreading is a stupidity vaccume. The Brain Bomb sucks up every ounce of stupid from the mindless dunce like a fucking black hole. Not only does it clean up after itself, but it leaves a nice pine tree scent.      This mechanism can slice through the spinal chord and brain stem. It's that simple.      This is composed of two metallic plates. When you think of doing something stupid, or do it, the springs will activate and slowly crush your brain. I would assume that the process is similar to stepping on a fruit.     I'll make more when I feel like it. Don't like it? Tough shit.