Lately I've been seeing a lot of dipshits (what else is new) wearing crap like Louie Vuitton and Coach. You can't turn around without seeing some pretentious bitch covered with this crap. Now everyone from old hags to skanky eighth graders get their claws into it. Just a few days ago I was sitting behind some bitch in school. You know the type. Fake New York accent, tight clothes, interrupts math classes with stupid questions (the ones the teacher answered in the beginning of the coarse while someone was talking to her friend whom is bitchy also) while others are paying attention, takes her cell phone out all the time just to test the teachers patience, flirts with everything that moves, has an annoying giggle/laugh that makes you want to choke her... twice, hates authority, makes stupid jokes (if you'd call them that) when she knows they're stupid (the people she tells them to know this as well) and then laughs obnoxiously afterwards when everyone ignores her, wears faded jeans, and always asks to go to the bathroom when the class is in the middle of a lesson. Dumb bitch. I analyzed everything about her and noticed that she had some Louie Vuitton belt and purse (no doubt holding her make-up, cell phone, and... whatever other useless crap they keep with them). Anyway I decided to piss her off and/or make her cry, so I thought I'd strike up a conversation. The conversation went something like this-     "Louie Vuitton is making a new product!"      "Really? Are you serious?"      "NO!" Louie Vuitton tampons are here!       The sad truth is that some poor dumbass out there would actually buy such a product. If these shitty stores can get away with making useless crap like tampon cases and holders, then what's stopping them from going ahead and making their own tampons?      Just to do some research I went on the Coach website and looked at something simple like their selection of belts. What did I find? $30? $40? Wrong. The majority of belts were about $70 (I'm not even sure if that's with shipping and handling). What kind of asshole spends $50-80 on a fucking belt? I could go out any day of the week and get a belt for $5-20 easily. Why the hell should I shell out an extra thirty or so dollars on a fucking belt? To look pretty? Fuck that. How the hell is a belt fashionable? It's a fucking rope that holds up your damn pants. Stop obsessing about your looks and being beautiful and get on with your lives like a sensible human being who understands that you're all nothing more than bags of flesh. Get a fucking clue people.